About Me

Hello. My real name is Kyle, you may either call me Kyle or static (you can say staticfanfare as well but that's a lot more syllables than need to be said), either is alright with me. I wasn't around to experience the World Wide Web in its golden age, although I wish I was. The web was better before it became plagued by corporate greed. I know that sounds like some "le wrong generation" bullshit but I swear it's true. Nobody had accounts on the same five websites, they had personal pages. They weren't just consumers waiting to be sold to and products on their way to be sold. They were human beings, full of interesting stories to tell and photographs to show and music to release and conspiracies to theorize.