Hello!

Welcome to my website! This is the place where I try the hardest to maintain a true-to-life web 1.0 experience, as if you had gone back to the late 1990s.

If YOU don't feel like you've been sent back to the late 1990s, you get nothing because it didn't cost you anything to come here. You can just leave. Get out. Exit's down the hall and to the left.